Hoape

Hoap, hoape
just lik doape
smoak it hard
then kleen with sope

use a roap
to kil the poap
if he say noape
i kil!

yu com yu see

herros i came to usa once but it kno fun so i think yu com tu mi plase! we have wey funn. we bern sacrifises an do fun stuph. yu tri mi weesall boan supe an yu lik.
yu kneed shafe leg? yu kno safeing cus kno water is runing. we bathrum in bushe. so yu kno leg.
alslo yu com when sun shinie. kno wroof so is kno funn wen wet. remembur i bern oph. i geusing yu culd use that water four shafing leg. but is kno funn having wet
yu co in sekret so knowon se yu an we hav wey funn.
lucyfurr ees most grate

Wi mi nam is lik is

herros

mi nam sin ho loo is meening i lov saton in ingrish. wen i borne moma cal me that cus she loving saton. wen i gro up is loving saton a well cus i lov him. wen i borne we were in bejjing plase butt we mov cus no china man lik saton sept for dad who leav cus he chanj mind bout saton. he liked som knofushus guy. i see him cissing him so i kill him. moma an i sacrifise at 2:30 in morning. he mak funnie smokey smell. no madder is okay with moma and i eksept she ded know. Lucyfurr ees most grate.

goobi

weesall boan supe

i like weesall boan supe an so dus saton

1. get weesal
2. kuting off leg
   
3. tak owt boan
4. plase in boiling pot
5. find litl grean wead that look lik pointie grean starr
6. rol up grean starr an smok til yu feal tippsie
7. den grind and put in supe
8. tak boan owt
9. add wite powdur dat yu kan bi on usa street from usa man in blak hud
10. start fry with fir
11. sniph four 5 minuts den drink from buny scul bowl
12. add bowul contents of skwiral if yu lik it spisie

lucyfurr ees most grate

eet al start wen i bern a weesall eensid

herro agane

won tim i wus sad. wen i sad saton sad. so i mak saton hapie i bea hapie. so i find weesall in boosh beside mi hom in the mownton. i beet ofer hed with a steek. he faling flats. so i piks him up an brings him een. wonse i wus in i put him on saw tabl an i skweez him in vise. his bowuls faling owt his but. is mak gud sckiping roap so i sel to litul gurl een town for rise. den i going tu bern eis owt but he wake up so i hitt on hed with hees bowuls an he fal bak tu deep sleep. den i gowj owt eis. dey make gud jelos dat i eating. den i tak owt mi saw an i coming to kut leg. i kut won den other i use boan for supe lator is gud weesall boan supe i giving recipe. den i poke till awak. i skwishing hed so screem den i kut owt tung. den i unwind an put on satonic masck. i mak litl fire an put weesall on top i berning butt acksidontlie knok over keroseen lamp. mak beeg fire. fire bern off wroof of mi hom. i think i berns sacrifise owtside frum know onn. Lucyfurr ees most grate.

goobi mi homees as the usa man says

wi is speek no gud ingrish

Herro!

i frum a coming plase wahere no lucyfurring not pleesing to peapole. so i comes tu usa an find nu home an i bern gud sacrifise of buny with no eis cus i gowj dem owt. nu naybors sey no tu mi fir so i go bak tu china an hid in mowntane. i meet nise tal beerded man witch a gun. he sey he hiding from usa man so i sey i kno lik usa man. we mad owt. den he sey he leeving fuor kanaduh so i sey goobi. he alslo sey tu calling him steve. so i ey bi stevy. wi talking on foan an bi eemale. i be speeking ingrish cus i lik it an it mak usa man laff cus of mi aksont. so i speeking ingrish to yu. Lucyfurr ees most grate.